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proysia was founded in 1754 by Glorious Overlord™ in an attempt to replicate the success of russia (it didn't work but we're still hopeful)
the five founding principles of proysia are:
- love
- justice
- brain smartness
- unyielding allegiance to Glorious Overlord™
- forks
proysia's national animal is the red fox due to its objective superiority over all other species also they look cool
as part of the proysian anti-capitalist campaign, all usage of capital letters is punishable by gulag; exceptions include YELLING and referring to Glorious Overlord™
the 3rd grade compulsory reading list includes the entire second season of my little pony: friendship is magic
the classic national greeting roughly translates to "salutations, gamer"
Glorious Overlord™ is a half-vampire, making him unaging as well as generally awesome; those with "evidence" claiming otherwise shall be sent to gulag
our current stance on gun control is that guns are cool; this may change under certain conditions, including (but not limited to) Glorious Overlord™ losing in a round of fortnite